Sure, you know a lot of people hate the Kardashians. There's a good chance you hate them as well. Do you know why, though? If not, let me be the first to break the bad news -- It's because you hate yourself.
Seriously, hear me out, you self-loathing bastards. No matter what specific and ultimately petty reason you may give for your unrelenting disgust, it really just boils down to the fact that the Kardashians are, at least in terms of the things they're hated for, a reflection of the world we live in. They're obsessed with material possessions, they want attention for doing nothing special, they're deluded enough to think people actually care about the mundane details of their life ... the list goes on.
Now, look at that list again. Does anything about it seem familiar? Is it at all reminiscent of something you see on a regular basis? Like every Facebook page on the planet, perhaps? Be it buying a new car, adopting a new pet, or coming down with a minor illness, if it's happening to you, chances are you'll take to social media and tell your "followers" about it. And guess what? With the possible exception of immediate family or close friends, no one gives a shit about what you're up to either.
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Oh, neat, you know who else has a foot? Almost everyone.