One of the hardest parts of HBN is finding good clips. This week I failed.Â But watch me polish a turd like few can.Â Besides, this episode has a surprise treat for the Cracked faithful. (For those of you've I've been teasing on Facebook, the long wait is over.) And speaking of the the end to a long wait, I'd like to give a shout out to Kingmonkey and Glendoor 42.Â I dont' know how I got into the shout out business, and, frankly, I'd like to get out of it, but I couldn't close up shop without mentioning two grown men who admit that they read Cracked.com.Â Know what I like most about Kingmonkey and Glendoor?Â They're not functionally illiterate morons. And although they comment a lot, they're neither trolls nor self-obsessed blowhards. Another good thing? They're not young women. So when the authorities crack down on me for cruising the barely legal, I can say, "What? No, no, no. This is innocent. I talk to lots of people. Even grown men."Â And even though they've never sent me any naked pictures, I still like them.
This should have resulted in years of therapy.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.