The Top Nine Rejected American Apparel Billboards Featuring Woody Allen

I've take issue with American Apparel advertising before (particularly their penchant for selling me clothes by showing pictures of women wearing no clothes whatsoever in the grainy light of an early 70's snuff film), and, as predicted, legendary film director Woody Allen is joining the Swaim-train by suing them for running a billboard featuring a picture of him without his permission. You know, now that I made it all cool to hate on them.
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American Apparel has been forced to take the billboard down and publicly apologize, and while I still think they're a load of perverts, it'd be a shame for their series of nine Woody-related ads to go almost totally unseen by the world. Thus: 8.
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