Mom: Well yeah. Of course I remember. Which time?
Me: There was more than one?
Mom: There was the time your grandmother and I made you up like a prostitute for Halloween and there was the time you wanted to have a dress to wear so I bought you one.
Me: The second one.
Mom: Oh. OK then. You know, your grandmother and I really bonded over that prostitute thing.
Mom: Of course I do. You were darling in it. I still have have it, just a second.
Dad: Not really, I kind of remember. [Pause] Hold on, Mom is showing it to me right now. It's kind of pink with some flowers on it. It's a very nice dress.
I can't even claim to have done the damage in the lower left. Even time was tougher than I was.