Thereâs only one thing Iâd buy from this man. Canned, unsalted peanuts. Thatâs it. Maybe adult diapers, but only if he promised his face wasnât on the package. I think what really gets me is that itâs clearly a young person wearing grotesque amounts of old man makeup. Whatâs the message there, Six Flags? Are you reaching out to old people? Young people who dress like old people? Musical Theater majors desperate for the most humiliating work possible? Hereâs a list of things that would have been more appropriate as a mascot for a roller coaster-based amusement park:
- A skateboarding duck.
- Six flags, each with a different disquieting personality disorder.
- An animate gust of wind.
- A coaster. Like, a drink coaster. Named "Roller."
- An old tire.
- f*****g ANYTHING.