The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

Recently, I was on a 3 a.m. Google binge, trying to track down the true reptilian faces of U.S. politicians. I didn't find any, because they have become experts at internet subterfuge. But I stumbled upon something equally terrible. Don't ask me how I found it, because I don't want them to come after me ... but I discovered that politicians have been in a secret war with birds, and the attacks are horrifying. And it's high time that the public knew about it.

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

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As far as I can tell, the ceasefire is still being upheld, but for how long? I suppose all we can do is hope that the peace lasts, but how far can hope take humanity in a war this brutal? Especially between two eternal natural enemies like birds and reptiles? I'm off to write a plea to my state representative. Hopefully, he is still alive.

Find out why uncertain, furry danger is around every corner in The 6 Deadliest Creatures (That Can Fit In Your Shoe) and see why humanity is losing the battle AND the war in 6 Unassuming Animals That Are Secretly Immortal.

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