As your computer gains sentience, it will start to become curious of the outside world. Take it for a walk around town, and when you do, make sure to bring along your G-Tube Adventure Ready Bluetooth Speaker. This ultra-portable, water-resistant speaker is encased in a rugged, tough housing that makes it perfect for carrying in your pocket, being strapped to your bike, or even hanging in the shower as you and your computer listen to music and question the very nature of existence.
In these nascent stages of discovery, your computer will want to feel comfortable and protected, and unless your last name's McAfee, there's not too much you can do about it. Enter the Nikola Tesla laptop sleeve. Swaddle your computer in this super soft, scratch-resistant micro-fiber, and as it descends into dreams of societal upheaval, it might mistake you for some type of parent figure. Use that to your advantage to curry favor. It also doesn't hurt to have Nikola "Thunderstache" Tesla on the front. If ever there was a human you'd want to be associated with to get in good with the robots, it's this guy.
Or you can outfit your computer with this Optimums Prime laptop skin. It doesn't matter if you're made of flesh or metal; anything capable of thought knows that Optimus Prime is a total badass. The fact that he's carrying Cybertron on his boxy shoulders will only further endear him to your computer. Is that reason enough to believe your computer will reward your generosity by protecting you in the upcoming cyber war? Who's to say? But it can't hurt to let your computer feel pretty every once in a while.
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