Think about it. Have you ever seen a building where everyone involved forgot to put windows on it? No? Well that's because this is the one time that happened. There's got to be one out there, and this is it. I'm guessing it happened because Norm Alman was an amateur architect. That explains why we've never heard of him before or since. That's a lot of egg on his (real person) face!
As with most things, the truth is probably pretty boring. 33 Thomas was "designed to house long lines telephone equipment and to protect it and its operating personnel," which sounds very boring and technical, and therefore nothing like spying.
Besides, look how boring it looks. It looks like the most boring and inconspicuous building imaginable. So whatever is going on there, whether it's boring business stuff, boring technical stuff, or just an eco-friendly apartment building, let's all stop trying to find out what it is and get back to the exciting and fun things happening on the internet -- like posting our personal information on Facebook.
For example: I, Aaron Kheifets, do most of my clothing shopping online and have a surprisingly low tolerance for pain. Now your turn!
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