Sexy Costume #5: Sexy Black WidowPinupgirlclothing.com knows that nothing says "sexy" like one of the most venomous spiders in all of North America. Sure to lure men into your web of emotional instability stemming from a tumultuous relationship with your father, the Sexy Black Widow costume sends a very clear message to potential suitors: "I may have these stupid-looking black things attached to my arms, but that doesn't mean I'm not dressed like a total slut right now."
Sure To Attract Guys Dressed Up Like: Firemen, The Killer From Scream, Any Sort Of Insect
Sexy Factor (out of 10): 3
I love a good conspiracy theory, but I prefer it when they're at least marginally believable. The moon landing was a hoax? I can buy that. Tupac is still alive? I wouldn't be surprised. The Earth is actually flat? There's probably some truth to tha- wait... what?
So says the Flat Earth Society, a group that, according to their website, has been "Deprogramming the masses since 1547." I'm willing to keep an open mind here, but between their incomprehensible "Why A Flat Earth?" page and their still-under-construction "Evidence" page I'm having a hard time buying into this. Then again, I haven't really been feeling like myself lately. Maybe my four humours are out of wack or something.