and oddly aroused
Sexy Halloween 2007
Sexy Costume #4: Sexy Jailbird
When a sexy black widow
costume just won't cut it, it's time to pull out the stops and use a well-known aphrodisiac: evoking the grim specter of the Federal Prison System.
"It's a crime to look this good!" screams ForPlayCatalog.com
, referring to their sporty "Sexy Jailbird"
costume. Unquestionably sexier than last year's "Actual Jailbird" costume, ForPlay has swapped the orange jumpsuit and shackles for a playfully-retro black-and-white-striped miniskirt and top! Shiv not included, but let's face it: If you go to a Halloween party dressed like this, you're probably not that concerned with defending yourself against any would-be attackers.
Sure To Attract Guys Dressed Up Like:
Prison Guards, Superman, A Gorilla
Sexy Factor (out of 10):
The Yogurt Encyclopedia
Yogurt is pretty good and all, but was it really necessary to create a 45-page .pdf file
about it? Is there really that much to even say
about yogurt? It's cultured milk, it comes in a bunch of flavors and I've heard it cures yeast infections. Oh, wait - and sometimes people put granola in it. That should pretty much cover it, right?
According to its copyright, the content in the "Yogurt Forever" .pdf linked above may be reproduced freely with the following exception:
"None of the material in âYogurt Foreverâ, nor any part of it can be reproduced in any way on any paper, electronic or digital support which only or even partly deals in subjects such as pornography, paedophilia, prostitution, racism or the violation of any fundamental human rights including political or religious ones."
So much for my screenplay about a Nazi child molester and a male prostitute who try to change their lives by starting a yogurt factory.
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