The Nooner: Beer Pong, Sexy Mice and The Ghost of Pope John Paul II

Awesome Video Of The Day Extreme Beer Pong I want everyone who watches this video to forward it to their parents. Then I want you all to encourage your parents to forward it to their friends, their coworkers... basically everyone they know. Why? Because I want this kid's parents to see what he's been up to this semester. Chad: (answers phone) Whaaazzzzaaaaaap?! Chad's Dad: Chad? This is your father. Chad: Daaaaad. Whazzzzzzaaaap?! Chad's Dad: We need to have a talk. Chad: (silent) Chad's Dad: I saw a video of you on the YouTube. Chad: Ohh... yeah? Sweeeeeet. Chad's Dad: You must have spent a lot of time learning how to do that. Chad: Dude, bro, check it... I've been under like mad stress this- Chad's Dad: I'm not paying $30,000 a year for you to learn how to throw ping pong balls into some plastic fucking cups. Chad: No, dad... it's not like tha- Chad's Dad: You know all your posters are crooked, right? I don't want him to get into serious trouble with his folks or anything... just enough that he needs to get a job. Maybe then he'll stop wearing his hat like that.
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Sexy Halloween 2007 Sexy Costume #3: Sexy Mouse Nothing says "Mouse" like a low-cut polka-dotted dress. This "Sexy Mouse" costume from goes beyond being just super hot: It's super versatile, too. Too many "Sexy Mice" at the party? Toss the ears, grab a spare pair of antlers off the wall and BOOM - you're a "Sexy Moose." Or if you're feeling crafty, cut a pillowcase in half and staple the fabric to both sides of your head. Congrats - you're a "Sexy Elephant" now! You could even wear the dress with no other accessories at all! When guys come up and ask what you are, just say, "I'm 'Cutting The Bullshit.' Go get me a drink." Sure To Attract Guys Dressed Up Like: The Cat In The Hat, Darth Vader, A Guy Who Came To The Halloween Party In His Work Clothes Sexy Factor (out of 10): 7
Wild Card Catholics Say The Darndest Things Pope John Paul II made a recent appearance at a ceremony in Poland. That wouldn't be newsworthy if it weren't for the fact that the ceremony was... you know... commemorating his death. Bursting out of a bonfire just to give the crowd one of his signature friendly-old-mummy hellos, John Paul II's "image" was photographed by Gregorz Lukasik. At first, he says, he didn't know what he'd captured:
"I showed [the photographs] to my brother and sister and they, like me, were convinced the flames had formed the image of Pope John Paul II. I was so happy with the picture that I showed it to our local bishop who said that Pope John Paul had made many pilgrimages during his life and he was still making them in death."
I'm glad the Catholics have their old Pope back and everything, but I'm not convinced that's him. Some alternative suggestions: Butthead Freddy Krueger A Bottle Of Goldschläger With A Boo Behind It Discuss.
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