A lot of people went to school for a long time just to learn how to say âpeople are retweeting it.ââI have no idea what any of that means,â Geoff calmly answered, separating himself from Chazâs grasp and stepping over to his desk (or rather, his carefully stacked desk-shaped mound of illegal immigrants). He removed a mirror and mound of powder from one of the drawers, a concept that still confused him, and offered it to Chaz. He daintily tucked into it with all the refinery of an English prostitute. âBut yes,â Geoff continued, âthat's all me, baby. I saw the inexplicable success of the
âYeah, youâd look great in our 'Cotton Breeze' boat-neck and OHMYGODISTHATAMONSTER!?ââHow do you like it?â Geoff gestured to the steadily diminishing powder in Chazâs lap. âWell I certainly donât mean to offend your hospitality, but uh... s**t. How do I put this delicately? This is like trying to coax anal out of a nun: Iâm getting nothing here, and if I donât get what I want soon Iâm gonna lose my s**t and start committing hate-crimes. What is this crap?â âJust ordinary olâ powdered white rhino, buddy. But about the project: You know how these âlack of informationâ teasers drive people crazy, right?â âOf course! Viral marketing campaigns based exclusively around tantalization and scarcity as opposed to the honest promotion of a quality product always have fantastic results.â âWell, that was a bit heavy-handed, Chaz. Is the inherent disassociation and bitterness of Hollywood finally eroding the foundations of your humanity? Iâve got a prescription for that here somewhere. Open up, Jorge,â Geoff snapped at the man doubling as his liquor cabinet. A single tear streaked down his face and across his naked body but, to Geoffâs consternation, he remained unquestioningly in a cabinet shape. He slowly creaked open.