He must subscribe to one of two bloated, irrelevant platforms that cater to extremists and will totally go out the window when he takes office.
He must be handsome (This one I approve of. No uggos in the White House!).
In fact, it's statistically true that in the history of the U.S., there is a more than 50% chance that the taller
of the two final candidates will win. So, A) Kucinich is out, B) Tom Cruise is out and C) Start betting your friends.
So why get so pissed about this Kucinich thing, when our rights are trampled daily? Why does this one get to me? Because it's so goddamned
. MSNBC holds a debate, and invites the top four Democratic contenders. Biden drops out, so Kucinich assumes he's in (being fifth). Then they say âOh, damn, you know what? We only wanted the top three
Way to stick it to the short guy, you bastards. You're a goddamned TV network; stop trying to make our decisions for us! I mean, aside from what we watch, buy, and what morals we teach our children. Just because you would've had to cut his podium down three feet doesn't give you the right to ostracize him!
If I were given to fits of paranoia, I'd imagine that Kucinich's exclusion from debates by NBC (owned by GE), ABC, and the AARP are attempts to silence him for his failure to capitulate to pressure from special interest groups. Luckily I'm not, so I'll leave saying that to Kucinich
Finally, I thought this columnist
summed things up well. This whole thing makes me so angry I almost want to do something about it
Besides blogging for CRACKED, Michael also makes angry videos as head writer and co-founder of Those Arenât Muskets!
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