I don't know if it's the librarian glasses or the fact that she's kind of a b***h, but the bottom line is, I haven't been this curious to see what a Vice Presidential hopeful looked like naked since Spiro Agnew.
Not in a sexual way or anything. Just really curious.We've got an election coming up, evidently, (I know, right? I thought we just had an election.), and, as is his custom, Anderson Cooper called me up to ask me who I was voting for.
What could I tell him? How could I possibly make that decision without seeing Sarah Palin naked? How can anyone make this decision? And she's from Alaska?! Unless someone from my past has lied to me, I don't think I've ever even seen an Alaskan chick naked. Do they look like normal naked chicks, or are they more like centaurs? The possibility of centaur-themed genitalia weighs heavily on my decision, and my vote cannot be made until this issue is resolved. Governor Palin, presumably, has tons of thoughts on various issues that may impact
"Alaska's small business owners are the backbone of our regional economies. Small Alaskan-owned businesses should have just as much say in state policy as the big companies do. Our precious businesses are major employers of Alaskans and keep Alaska's money circulating through our economy. As Mayor and CEO of the booming city of Wasilla, my team invited investment and encouraged business growth by eliminating small business inventory taxes, eliminated personal property taxes, reduced real property tax mill levies every year I was in office, reduced fees, and built the infrastructure our businesses needed to grow and prosper. "Whoa! Save the