Finally, A Holiday Catalog For The Criminally Insane

Within these pages, good fellows (and wo-fellows), one may find all manner of gifts for the special people in thy life, or the quite common people upon whom one must grudgingly confer favour. But they shall have nothing! Now that your Christmas gifts have been judged and left ye wanting, celebrate the Saint of the Unforgiven and know your heart's desire. Onward, then, to the cataloguing of the holiday goods!





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