Miley And Mandy Show
wherein Miley whines about being alone. What a bitch, right? Seems like all the fame, money, and success in the world canât compensate for the fact that youâre fat-eyed Snake-Monster, can it? (It canât.)
Man. I canât wait till she turns 18 and I can legally murder her.
Now, I donât want to take full credit for Montanaâs loneliness. I mean, Iâd be lying if I said I didnât think I played a
role, but really, it was all of us. All of the comments you heroes have been leaving are finally starting to get to her â¦ Probably.
Anyway, last week, a handful of the comments came from people wondering why exactly there was so much hatred aimed at Hannah Montana. âWhat has she ever done wrong,â people asked. âShe just seems like a regular, fifteen year old girl,â others pointed out. âPlease stop sending her pictures of your genitals,â her lawyers warned. I can understand how it might not be clear why Iâm campaigning against her. The world-devouring destructive force that
the Disney Machine has some pretty serious abilities in the brainwashing department. But if the 200 some odd comments of totally true Hannah Montana facts havenât convinced you, perhaps a poorly photoshopped picture of her with a little Hitler moustache will do the trick.
Yeah. Now you understand. Anyway, lets move on to some of my favorite Mabisms
from last week.
[Also, if any of you heroes wanna head on over to Wikipedia and edit her entry such that it reflects some of the facts featured on this blog â¦ well Iâm just sayinâ it wouldnât go unnoticed. ]