Back in the day, boomboxes were comically huge. Lugging one around caused some serious strain on the shoulders, severely hampering your wicked windmill in important break dance battles. However, they did do one thing very well: blast music extremely loud outdoors. This Bluetooth boombox aims to rekindle some of that willful animosity. With seven hours of playback time and rugged construction, you can headspin all day long without any of the added muscle cramps. Pick up this G-BOOM Wireless Bluetooth Boombox for $84.99.
A-Audio Legacy Noise Cancelling Headphones with 3-Stage Technology
It can be difficult to fully relish the sultry rhythms of John Legend when your parents keep yelling at you to quit your DJ career and get a real job. But when you have anti-vibration active noise-cancelling technology and switchable bass enhancement with these A-Audio Legacy Noise Cancelling Headphones, all of their yipping and yapping suddenly fades away into white noise. Eat it, parents! Get them here for $79.99.
"The Cube" Bluetooth Speaker
This space-age-looking Bluetooth speaker, aptly dubbed "the Cube," pairs easily with your smartphone or other Bluetooth-compatible devices to deliver booming bass and zinging trebles. The LED lights look awesome, and give you the feeling that at any moment, Borg could start shooting out of it like a geyser. Get "The Cube" Bluetooth speaker for just $25.99.
HERO True Wireless Bluetooth 4.2 Sport Earbuds