The Disney Vault Is Dead, Long Live Disney+

Disney CEO Bob Iger recently told investors that the company's entire film catalog will be available on the Disney+ streaming service, which is set to launch sometime this year. This means the entire concept of the Disney Vault is dead. Gone are the days of Disney manipulating the home video market by holding back, then eventually re-releasing its most beloved films to artificially inflate excitement. Now you'll be able to watch every iconic Disney movie ever made!

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

That's right, you've got Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, Man Of The House, and Jungle 2 Jungle whenever you want, wherever you want, on any device, forever and ever amen.

DisneyFinally

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Just imagine that! Literally any time and in any situation, you can whip out your phone, pop some earbuds in, turn on Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and just bliss the f**k out. This changes everything. What a time to be alive.

The announcement probably also includes some of their little cartoons or whatever, but Martin Short as Jack Frost really steals the show here. As he does every show he's ever been in, and some he hasn't.

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Luis can be found on Twitter and Facebook. And check out his regular contributions to Macaulay Culkin's Goop parody BunnyEars.com.

Support our site with a visit to our Contribution Page. Please and thank you.

For more, check out A 'Game Of Thrones' Trailer Is Inspiring More Wacky Theories and Goddamn It, Alex Trebek Has Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer.

Also, we'd love to know more about you and your interesting lives, dear readers. If you spend your days doing cool stuff, drop us a line at iDoCoolStuff at Cracked dot com, and maybe we can share your story with the entire internet.

Follow us on Facebook ... the happiest place on Earth?

To turn on reply notifications, click here

56 Comments

Load Comments

More Blogs

15 Baffling Questions Raised By The X-Men Movies

The X-Men series has been held together by duct tape and hope.

106

5 Cartoon Moments That Would Traumatize The Characters

This should have resulted in years of therapy.

95

12 Weird Changes The Government Asked Famous Movies to Make

Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.

126

5 Apocalypse Scenarios You Should Stop Worrying About

Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.

182

11 Everyday Gadgets That Just Wouldn't Die

Nothing lasts forever ... except these things.

92

5 Ways People Are Faking Having Better Lives On Social Media

Some people's social media feeds are a buffet of lies and deceit.

103