The Disney Vault Is Dead, Long Live Disney+

Disney CEO Bob Iger recently told investors that the company's entire film catalog will be available on the Disney+ streaming service, which is set to launch sometime this year. This means the entire concept of the Disney Vault is dead. Gone are the days of Disney manipulating the home video market by holding back, then eventually re-releasing its most beloved films to artificially inflate excitement. Now you'll be able to watch every iconic Disney movie ever made!

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That's right, you've got Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, Man Of The House, and Jungle 2 Jungle whenever you want, wherever you want, on any device, forever and ever amen.

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Just imagine that! Literally any time and in any situation, you can whip out your phone, pop some earbuds in, turn on Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and just bliss the fuck out. This changes everything. What a time to be alive.

The announcement probably also includes some of their little cartoons or whatever, but Martin Short as Jack Frost really steals the show here. As he does every show he's ever been in, and some he hasn't.

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