7 Little-Known Superhero Movies Coming Soon (Probably)

We're currently in the middle of a comic book movie boom. Which, when you think about it, is kind of bad for comic book fans. Why? Because 90 percent of mainstream cinema is devoted to captain-men and super-Americans doing approximately the same city-destroying fights, interrupted by countless three-point landings, leaving some of you asking, "Dear God, when will this end?" Well, I can tell you. It ends when we get to the point where studios can't tell the difference between the Justice League and Skate Man.


The ball's in your court, Zack Snyder.

When everyone is scrambling to jump-start the next superhero franchise, you're inevitably going to be taken to some strange places. And if the current trajectory of comic book movies is any indication, expect to see titles in the near future like ...

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Marvel's Super Pro

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Rob Liefeld's Youngblood

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Doctor Solar

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Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

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PITT

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Michael Allred's Madman

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Savage Dragon

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