The Three Weirdos left Abracadabrica and shortly thereafter arrived in Abracadabrica.Â Sniddlebee Dragonbrain, the self-proclaimed leader of the three, explained to them that they could never return to Abracadabrica.
âShouldnât we leave, then?â asked The-Wizard-Who-Used-To-Be-A-Frog.
âHe means the Abracadabrica from which we just came, you fool,â said Josh as he turned to Sniddlebee.Â "Right?" he asked, quite foolishly.
Sniddlebee nodded.Â âWe must make an oath,â he told them.Â He put his hand out and started to chant.Â Â After a series of magick and stuff, his hand suddenly became a glowing hand.Â Well, it didnât BECOME a glowing hand.Â He just put his hand out, it stayed a hand, and it started to glow.Â Either way, the other two Three Weirdos followed suit and now here we are.Â Three glowing hands on top of each other.
âWe shall not return to the Abracadabrica from which we just came,â Sniddlebee began, âUntil we have bettered ourselves.â
The Three Weirdos swore on their glowing hands and, needless to say, they never returned to the Abracadabrica they just came from.
The years passed for the Three Weirdos as they did for all people:Â Each year took exactly one year, and then a new year-length year began.Â Â Their adventures were plentiful, and they did not learn lessons from any of them.Â There was their battle with the Demon Whales of Abracadabrica, their run-in with Billy The Cauldron, the time their band opened for The Incantationists, their pleasant tea-time with the Demon Whales of a different Abracadabrica, and the time that one Wyvern looked at them funny.Â Also there was this one time that Sniddlebee accidentally got Unicorn shit in his blood.
All of that, we now know, was just a precursor to the fated day when they decided to use their wands to rape that innocent little pixie, Adorabright.Â Iâll spare you the gruesome details, but let me assure you, there are tons of gruesome details.
They were arrested and held in Abracadabrica, just north of Abracadabrica.Â Their trial was long, lengthy, lasting, drawn out, extensive, and thesaurus. Â It was so all of those things, in fact, that by the time the Three Weirdos were sentenced, âAbracadabricaâ was just one of SEVERAL names given to towns (not even including North Gruntswood and South Gruntswood Ridge).Â The Three were sentenced to nine (9) years imprisonment and were immediately shipped to Gabblegore Dinderblotâs Magickal Security Prison in New Abracadabrica.
Upon arriving in the prison, the Three were immediately separated and kept apart both physically and magickally.Â Also, they were pretty emotionally distant from each other during this period.Â And spiritually they just werenât on the same level.Â Physically they were actually on the same level, just not in the same wing.Â The prison didnât really have âwings,â but you know what I mean.
And this is where their tale ends, for the narrator has clearly lost sight of the subject at hand.
Around the same time those three were sentenced, The Spooked-Out-Mirror was being forged from the very fibers of magick.Â Specifically, it was forged on a Monday (which we now call Magick Monday because magick was so involved).Â It was on the morning of that Magick Monday that the fabled and mildly cursed Moongician set to work in his arts and crafts room and made the most mysterious mirror in the history of mysteries.
Later that day, he also made The Spooked-Out Mirror.
Who?Â The Moongician
What?Â Made The Spooked-Out Mirror
Where?Â In His Arts And Crafts Room
When?Â Early Afternoon, Magick Monday
And what happened to this mirror?Â Where is this mirror now?Â What power, if any, does this mirror possess and what would happen if it were to fall into the wrong hands (in the case that it does, in fact, have some sort of power)?Â Â Iâm sorry to say, but that is a tale for another time, although it also might not be.
The End or To Be Continued.
*We could also not know what it does.
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