Your boss throws a "supes casual team-building Labesy Day party" and insists on calling everyone by the first letter of their name preceded by "The" and followed by "-Man" (gender irrelevant). Is he so far removed from the day-to-day of being a person that he forgot how anyone relaxes? Whether or not that's the case, throw on the ultimate reminder that even the most respected scientists are down for a ridiculously cool caper time and time again. If an archaeologist can fight Nazis and an alien doctor can do, well, whatever Zoidberg does, surely you and your co-workers are more than what you do. And maybe the sight of time-traveling badasses will remind "The Boss Man Wait Not That Just Call Me Craig" that there was a time he was a real person.
Party #4: The All-Day Blowout
The music is thumping, the people are jumping, and all bets are off in this raucous gathering thrown under the thin guise of "Labor Day party." And when the day feels longest, and you're feeling tired and beaten, you'll want a shirt like this on your person to remind you to rage ever harder. Because Darth Vader was tired, and then he got up and keg-tossed the Emperor into oblivion. Bane was beaten, and then he danced on Batman's broken back. If you wear this shirt you'll feel the force flow through you and know that while everyone else may have adopted the Labor Day party ... you were born in it.
Party #5: We Have To Go To Nana's At Some Point
At the end of the night you'll find yourself stumbling over to Nana's annual family party. You'll walk in wearing this fresh, vintage Cracked T-shirt, and Nana will beam. Look at you, representing a wholesome company from her younger years. "They made toothpaste," she'll proudly tell the party, "and they called it dentifrice, like real Americans." With your kooky Nana gratified, and her post-Truman memory still a foggy haze, that one shirt-based interaction will be plenty of family time for you to bail, get home, and sleep the guiltless sleep of children.
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