There's so much win in this shirt we don't even know where to begin. For one, Batman never loses. It's a law of the universe. So it doesn't matter what the score is. Wear this shirt and it's only a matter of time before you Batman yourself to victory. But even beyond that, how cool would it be if Wayne Enterprises, a multi-billion-dollar company, sponsored an intramural team? "Sorry, Johnson And Sons Automotive's Intramural Team. we were late because we had to refuel the team jet on our way back from Brazil."
Sports accessories to pair with it:
- Utility belt
- Sleek black gloves with a velcro strap and detracting blades
- A "Batbat"
Green Bay, Wisconsin, isn't a place. It's an ideal in the hearts of millions of weird-hatted men and women. Green Bay doesn't need Los Angeles' celebrity house tours or foofy crash diets or "two-hand touch" backyard football. They've got THE PACKERS, and when they play backyard football they're considered down only if their brains dislodge from their skulls. Iron-jawed dairy fans never had an official "We're Better Than L.A." T-shirt until we came along, but we're assuming if we hadn't made them something the ghosts of sports heroes past would've vested them with some other Power Garment soon enough.