Job Description: The Arming Squire was a knightâs caddy, personal assistant, and bitch all rolled into one. Theyâd haul his gear, clean his equipment, clap his coconut halves together, and jot down important dates like the next scheduled battle with the Saxon Hordes.
Job Description: To our modern world, a Tanner is simply a member of a well-adjusted family living and loving in 1980âs San Francisco. But back in the day, the tanner was the guy who made leather goods out of animal hides. And he made them, as you should have by now come to expect, through the most horrifyingly disgusting means imaginable. Step one involved days on end stripping the hides of all the animal chunks still clinging on, and then dissolving the hair off with lime or, in a pinch, urine. Step two involved weeping for many hours, and sending your children to the nearest village to enlist in the military.
Things could always be much, much worse.
The cops will come swooping in the seconds the credits roll.
You've probably never heard of it.