OK, that sounds a little exhausting and potentially problematic should the real-life spouse walk in while you're in the middle of chasing this particular crotch-dragon. Especially since the achievement counts only when you're doing it with someone whom you've convinced to "love" you -- meaning you're having constant, pixelated coitus with an in-game spouse. But you might be able to talk your way out of the situation by explaining that at least you're not hiring any of the game's plentiful, often exceedingly homely prostitutes.
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"You're imagining her while we're making love, you bastard?"
"Well, um ... yeah, sure."
Things get a little shady when you figure out that you can go full Mormon and propose to just about any NPC you happen across, and if you have the inclination you can start up different families in every town dotting the game's open world. Making that scenario happen takes about as much work as you'd expect, and if you don't keep any of your spouses' "happiness ratings" up to acceptable levels, they may start regretting their decision and ask for a divorce faster than Tom Cruise's next church-approved wife.
They also may even start cheating on you, but did you happen to read the whole description of requirements for the "Paramour" achievement? Yes, you could always try to save the marriage and spice up your love life by having a friend watch while you play "where'd that pesky pickle go?" with your beloved. Alternately, you could kill two birds with one bone (I'm not apologizing for that joke) and work on "The Swinger" achievement simultaneously, by dragging them both along to an orgy with those aforementioned prostitutes.
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Who ever said Feudalism wasn't a party?
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