Product #4: A Baffling Array Of Lawn Ornaments
WHAT IT DOES:
Makes your house look like it's occupied by a complete lunatic. One with fantastic
taste in decorating.
WHAT IT COSTS:
$50 - $895
WHY YOU NEED IT:
Are you sick and tired of animal pests digging up your prizewinning rutabagas and gallivanting about in your backyard? Maybe you need a ceramic sasquatch
, 8-foot-tall giraffe
, or "muscular god of the sea"
to scare them away! Fed up with catching horny teenagers necking behind your tomato plants? Throw
back there to spoil the mood, or if that doesn't work, these Ten Commandments tablets
will have them zipping up and praying for forgiveness in no time!
And for you, the avid gardener and sumo wrestling enthusiast? Did you really think they wouldn't have a product to suit your needs? Think again - it's Skymall.