Now, God willing, you and I aren't ever going to find ourselves in a situation where our sexual proclivities force us to abuse someone else's trust, privacy, or their sense of sanity. If you have work sex, it should be the kind of sex that's with a voluntary partner in a safe location that no one else lives in, free from security cameras. And don't show your dong to cheerleaders. Or really anyone who doesn't ask.
Cops, you may notice, are super into sex at work, probably because they have the freedom to travel around on their own and they carry handcuffs. They're generally a picture of the highest level of authority most of us encounter on a day to day basis and, let's be honest, a lot of people like someone in uniform. Plus, if you can get out of a formal charge for a crime by offering a blowie, chances are a few of you are going to take that option. I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying it happens.
How much of an issue is cops having sex with suspects? In the U.K. they literally had to write out guidelines to prohibit it in 2016 because apparently too many undercover cops were getting super undercover, which is to say porking. Cop porking! Go on, make the obvious joke.
Beat you to it.
The police have even had to pay out to various women who were the subject of investigations and ended up in sexual relationships with cops pretending to be someone else. One even had a baby. A little undercover lie baby. Aww.
It's not exclusively an American thing either. Cops the world over just can't resist whipping out the ol' billy club for an impromptu cavity search. It happens in Canada, South America, the U.K., but probably never Australia for fear of spiders in the upholstery. How Australians work up the nerve to get naked I'll never know.
The whole idea of cop sex is one of the ultimate abuses of authority. Whether with a suspect or another cop, an officer in a lot of ways has power over life and freedom. That's a heady mix of aphrodisiacs for some people, albeit one that tends to lead to sex in an uncomfortable back seat while it's archived for the perusal of municipal employees.
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