A multi-cultural group of friends are out for an adventure and learn what matters more: the size of your tank, or the size of your heart.
The Buzz Boar is easily the most devastating weapon in the COBRA arsenal, if viewed from the perspective of a weary parks groundskeeper.
The D.E.M.O.N. can raise itself vertically on extendable legs, and is thought to be the only tank in the world capable of launching the deadly Teabag ordinance.
Here the "dudes hanging off the side" motif has gone a smidge too far. If that boat is symmetrical, I have no idea what that poor scuba diver is standing on. A seal? It's a mystery.
The Fang is possibly the most fragile air vehicle in history, and during the COBRA Wars of the 1980’s, American forces shot down 14,982 of them, injuring close to a dozen pilots.
Equal parts dangerous and hilarious; I particularly like the alternate spelling of "trouble."
This one hits pretty much all the GI Joe vehicle high spots: Huge glass cockpits, a scarily exposed turret, and the ability to launch smaller, more comical vehicles. The only thing missing from this is about 12 dudes hanging off of it, but for all I know, they could be on the other side.
A classic of COBRA military design, the elevated treads serve no purpose other than to make it look cooler, but they certainly succeed at that.