In death's waiting room, you are finally (almost) at peace. You look around and notice that no one here has facial features, including you! Amazing! Your favorite song is playing. And hey, there's even free candy. But wait ... is that James from work? It is James. He doesn't have a face, but that walk ... that's an unmistakable James strut. He must have tripped over something too. Maybe his tongue. He has a question to ask you about a Peruvian dish you might know about -- not just one question, either. All of the questions, it seems. Every question that has ever been and will be asked about Peruvian cuisine. Just be still, and imagine ripping your face off with gusto. Forever.
Lorelei Ramirez is an artist, writer, and comedian living in Brooklyn. Please capture her and take her to jail. You can find her on Twitter, Instagram, and her website pileoftears.com.
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