People of the world, it's your duty as individuals to make at least some effort to be interesting. Some of you won't bother, while others might misunderstand what I mean and buy a parrot. But no matter how dull you are, Halloween is your chance to try "fun" and "interesting" out for a day. Don't throw it all away with a Sexy Ebola Nurse costume. Everyone you know was sick of being sick of the Ebola panic long before it infected 70 percent of all Facebook timelines. Here's the good news, though: an Ebola mask really distracts from your problem areas if you're an ugly girl filled with actual infectious diseases.