- ... because I'm teasing someone who can't eat pizza, and teasing is super fun haha f**k that person who can't eat pizza.
- ... because I'm at a birthday party and we're playing Don't Bite The Pizza and I hate that game but I don't want to be rude at the party, so sure, I'll smile and not bite this pizza but ugh this party sucks.
- ... because I know that in less than a second, I will be biting pizza.
Studying on the floor frustrates me to the point of visually expressing my frustration ...
- ... because I quickly realized that I don't have to study on the floor and I hate it when I'm wrong about stuff.
- ... because someone is making me study on the floor.
- ... because I forgot that I have 12 tests tomorrow but none of them are about studying on the floor.
- ... because I just read a scary fact about floors.