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When you were a kid, you may have had a pen pal in some far-off land, like France or Japan or South Carolina. But did you ever pause to think about why you were conversing in English? No, it wasn't because your mom was secretly posing as Pierre in an elaborate conspiracy to learn your secrets. (Although that would SO be like your mom.) It turns out that your foreign pen pal was just way smarter than you. But good news: You can even the scales and learn a new language right now, all while still maintaining the kind of pen-pal-style relationship we loved so much as kids.
HelloTalk is an app that connects you with native speakers of more than 150 languages, so you can learn a new language by talking about whatever you want to. You can text, call, do video calls, make voice recordings, or even send doodles to communicate and develop your understanding. You can chat one-on-one or join group chats with speakers of varying levels, so you can go full Socratic seminar on your learning experience.
You may have stopped writing your pen pal, but now's the time to get back on track. A lifetime subscription to HelloTalk VIP is 87% off $229.95 today at just $29.
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Things could always be much, much worse.
You've probably never heard of it.
The cops will come swooping in the seconds the credits roll.