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Think about it this way: How much time do you waste every single day cringing over a stupid thing you said last week ("Why did I talk so much about anime?"), anxiously analyzing upcoming plans ("Why did I insist everyone watch anime?"), or checking and re-checking your bank account to make sure you haven't become spontaneously broke in that last 30 minutes ("I need to stop buying so much damn anime")? If you're anything like us, it's a lot. It's way, way too much, and now -- oh god -- now we're worried about how much we're worrying.
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20 Sunday Scaries CBD Gummies are available in the Cracked Store right now for just $29.99 (25 percent off the normal $39.99 price tag). And if you include the code MADNESS15, you can get an additional 15 percent off at checkout, which should help you relax even more.
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