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The holidays have come and gone, meaning you probably have a whole stack of new electronic devices ready to erode your productivity and personal relationships. So we've rounded up the best deals on portable chargers and battery packs to keep your pristine gadgets full of glorious energy, and you can witness their greatness by clicking the links below.
You can wirelessly charge two devices simultaneously without worrying about destroying the environment with your technological hubris thanks to the Nimble Eco-Friendly Wireless Dual Charging Pad. It's made from recycled materials and is optimized for iPhone and Samsung devices, so you can enjoy the fastest possible charging speeds while reducing the amount of wire clutter on your desk or counter. Normally this wireless charging pad sells for $49.95, but if you click here right now, you can take 25 percent off and get one for just $36.95.
The Nimble Eco-Friendly Fast Portable Charger can charge up to four devices three times faster than standard chargers. Plus, this portable battery is constructed from recycled materials (green!), and includes a magnetic cable management attachment to keep your cables from getting stuck in your seat mate's in-flight meal (gross!). Normally it sells for $59.95, but you can click here to take 28 percent off and get one for $42.95.
Never again feel the anguish of accidentally dropping your charger off of a balcony or underneath a moving Uber with this crush-proof portable power bank. This ultra high-capacity charger can refuel your laptop, smartphones, and Nintendo Switches multiple times before needing a recharge, and its durable outer casing makes it all but invincible against conventional weaponry. Normally it costs $105.95, but if you click here right now, you can take 24 percent off and get one for just $79.95.
The Moon W7 Qi Wireless Charger features two induction coils for a wider charging surface, so you don't have to worry about Tetris-ing your device into the exact right position to begin charging. The W7 can work horizontally or vertically, and also acts as a sleek phone stand for when you really need to buckle down and look like you're actually getting some work done. Normally it sells for $59.99, but you can click here right now to save 33 percent and get one for $39.99.
This is the Voltron/Megazord/Gundam of Apple charging stations, wirelessly charging your iPhone, Apple Watch, and Air Pods simultaneously to declutter your desk and nightstand. Unfortunately, it does not yet battle other intergalactic space robots. Normally it sells for $129.99, but if you click here right now, you can take 66 percent off and get it for just $42.99.
This all-in-one charger will help you save space in your luggage for the essentials, like pre-purchased snacks and diet-appropriate food for the exotic animals you're smuggling. Acting as a portable power bank, wall adapter, and wireless charger, you'll never need to carry another AC adapter or charger with you again. Normally it sells for $129.99, but you can click here to take 73 percent off and get it for just $34.99.
The ultra-thin LithiumCard Wallet Battery can charge your devices at the blazing speed of 1 percent per minute, and as its name suggests, it's small enough to fit in your wallet (and potentially pop your apartment door open the next time you lock yourself out). It can also be directly attached to your device using the NanoStik pad, in case your wallet is too overstuffed with old Wendy's receipts. Normally it costs $59.99, but if you click here, you can take 66 percent off and get it for just $20.
The Okra Seven-Port USB Desktop Universal Charging Station is like an electrified magazine rack for your devices, keeping them all neatly arranged on your desk as it charges them. Just imagine all of those feng shui points. Plus, it features SmartFlow Technology that ensures each device receives the necessary amount of power required to charge them without overheating or wearing down the battery. Normally it costs $99.99, but you can click here to take 60 percent off and get one for only $39.99.
The Qi Wireless Fast Charging Pad is like a security blanket for your smartphone, wirelessly charging your devices while keeping them protected from overheating or short-circuiting. It's compatible with any Qi-enabled device, and helps preserve the battery life of your devices. Best of all, you don't have to detangle a nest of wires every time you want to charge up. Normally it sells for $21.99, but if you click here right now, you can take 31 percent off and get one for only $14.99.
There's nothing worse in life than when your smartphone runs out of juice in the middle of a true crime podcast. Make sure that never happens again with a SolarJuice 26,800mAh External Battery. This massive battery stores solar energy, so the only way your devices will ever run out of power is if the Earth is suddenly plunged into eternal night. It normally costs $99.99, but you can click here to take 53 percent off and get one for only $46.99.
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