This piece was written by the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there.
You can't get through life without accruing several hundred pounds of stuff, so why not make that stuff awesome? The Cracked Shop has built a small, eclectic collection of whimsical versions of everyday objects for your casual perusal.
You already know that laptops are back-crunching nightmares, and the spine-correcting powers of a laptop stand disappear when you leave your home, even though mobility is the whole point of owning a laptop. That's where MOFT comes in. This adhesive stand collapses against your computer and weighs next to nothing when carried around. It also attaches and removes easily, saving your back and looking cool while it does it.
This charger is compatible with QuickCharge 3.0 Technology and carries enough juice to fully energize an entire MacBook in just two and a half hours. Plus, look how pretty it looks!
Normally $109.99, grab your TYLT in the Cracked Shop right now for just $81.99.
This gadget is unlike anything else you already own: a portable, wireless charger and storage device that allows you to connect to the cloud on the go and stream from up to eight devices at once with 5G. It's the type of thing that Q would make for James Bond, except without the ability to shoot poison darts.
Everybody else's Bluetooth speakers look like attention-seeking alien sex toys. But yours can take on the more modest, sophisticated look of a classic radio. Listen to it while you practice your Morse code.
Normally $49.99, grab yours in the Cracked Shop for just $19.99.
Here you get high-quality Bluetooth earbuds that charge comfortably inside the protective shell of their own case. What's not to love? It even includes a USB wall charger and Qi wireless charging pad that will work with other Qi-compatible devices.
Normally $199.99, grab yours in the Cracked Shop for a shocking 75% off -- just $49.99!
This is the personal air conditioner of the future. Instead of cooling an entire room, you cool just the air around you. It's like having Iceman from the X-Men walking beside you and gently blowing into your face. Except he's also filtering out dust particles and doing it with a mere 12.5 W of power, making him ten times more efficient than most portable ACs. Thanks Iceman ... er, Evapolar.
Normally $269.99, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $199.
This device will rock you to sleep, all while weighing less than 21 pounds and fitting in a convenient black bag. Who said you need trees to have a hammock?
The normal price is $109.99, but we've wrangled it down to $65 for you right here in the Cracked Shop.
There's no need to stop looking at adorable animal pictures just because you're fixing dinner. This Chef's Vision knife set features images of toucans, tigers, and seals. And best of all, a portion of the profits go to the World Wildlife Fund, so you can look on at these animals with the pride of knowing you made a difference.
A few years ago, a robot that cleaned your apartment seemed like something out of The Jetsons. Now it's not even expensive. This refurbished ECOVACS DEEBOT 901 will scan, map, and clean your home while you're out. And it'll cost less than what you'd spend on a fancy vacuum cleaner that you'd have to operate yourself.
Normally $499.95, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $309.
The more wireless devices you have, the more your house looks like a bird's nest of wires. That's why this charging station is so convenient. Three fast-charging wireless devices can get juiced up at once, with no plug-in required.
Normally $149.99, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $49.99.
Sometimes the silliest goofballs get away with the vilest things.
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It has exactly one positive review on Rotten Tomatoes at the time of this writing.