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It's a question we've all asked ourselves: "Should I continue to vacuum my floors by hand, or should I live the dream of my ancestors and invest in a tiny robot that will clean my floors whenever I demand?" There are pros and cons to both. On the one hand, a robot vacuum meshes well with your lifestyle of never wanting to clean or do anything. On the other hand, what if the robot vacuum becomes sentient? What if it sucks off YOUR FACE? Such decisions are the burden of the human condition, but luckily, these four vacuum cleaners will help ease your weary mind.
Dyson V6 Bagless Cordless Handheld Vacuum With HEPA Filter
Consider this one point for Team Un-Automated. The Dyson V6 Bagless Cordless Handheld Vacuum does what no lightweight vacuuming disc is capable of: getting all of the cat hair out of that one weird corner at the top of your staircase. It's also wireless and has no messy bag to fuss with. You simply press a button on the vacuum, and all the dirt and fossilized snack particles are dumped right into the garbage. Plus, the HEPA filter traps dust, dander, and pollen, preventing those allergens from getting back into the air. This is the show pony of handheld vacuums, and right now you can get it for $179.99, a 10 percent discount, and in our opinion worthy of blue ribbons all around.