When the world goes up in flames, chances are it's not going to do so without a fight. Every man, woman, eagle, and child is going to run to the streets, machine guns in hand, firing into the desolate waste before them until our streets are covered in nothing but bullet casings and feathers. You'll need this phone case not just to protect your phone from the ensuing carnage, but also because eagles are cool and America! What more needs to be said?
In addition to being majestic, powerful, and elusive, owls are also savagely stupid. Easily one of the least intelligent birds, it's surprising that "wise" and "owl" ever appear in the same sentence, much less the same Tootsie Pop commercial. You might no longer have a wall to hang this tapestry on, but you can at least hang it from the side of your tent and let any nearby owls know they aren't welcome.