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Folks on Twitter are already pointing out the obvious flaws in logic of Trump Jr's tweet. First, a child getting small amounts of candy handouts from all of her neighbors is like the definition of socialism. Also, Trump Jr. is acting as if children consider dressing up and going trick-or-treating as a tedious job, and that lazy children just want to stay at home and not work for their candy.

When I was a kid, the only time I didn't go trick-or-treating was when I had severe bronchitis. It sucked. And when my brother came home with a teeming bag of candy, do you know what my mom did? She looked at me and said, "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, if you really wanted that candy you would have gone out there and earned it." Just kidding, my mom is a nice lady and asked my brother to share his candy. And my brother happily shared his candy, because he's a nice brother. He even let me have some of his peanut butter cups, because apparently he's a dirty socialist.

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