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More and more companies are expanding their products to include wireless headphones and earbuds. But don't feel too bad for their wired brethren. There are still plenty of quality options to go around if you enjoy your buds on a leash. So take a gander at these two marvels in earbud technology, and see which suits you best. Your ears will thank you for it.
The Model 3 Earbuds offer high-resolution, velvety smooth sound quality, and can convert from wired to wireless in case you're running low on battery or need to escape from a headlock. Plus, the Model 3 includes proprietary Digital Signal Processing, which allows you to enjoy CD-quality streaming music and podcasts without annoying interruptions or dips in performance. (It also couples great with The Cracked Podcast, which also never has annoying interruptions or dips in performance.) Normally you'd have to pay $99.99 to enjoy elite portable sound like this, but if you click here right now, you can get a pair of the Model 3 Earbuds at 30 percent off for only $69.99.
If you want to experience a sucked-into-the-Matrix level of immersion with your music, movies, and games, then your only option is the 360 5.1 Virtual Surround Sound Earbuds. They give you a 5.1 surround sound experience in convenient earbud form, providing the highest quality sound you will ever hear through a wire. They use intrasonic frequencies to deliver the same bass response you would get from a subwoofer, plus the buds are made from a viscoelastic material that deadens feedback. It's the next best thing to duct-taping a pair of high-end digital speakers to your skull, except the earbuds will be better for your hearing and won't lead to fused discs in your spine. Normally these amazing hearing buddies retail for $150, but if you click here right now, you can jump on a 52 percent discount and get a pair for just $72.
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