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This bundle includes five courses, 283 lessons, and over 45 hours of training for certification exams in several major project management methods, including CAPM, Project Management Professional, and PRINCE2. Don't worry if you don't know what any of those words mean (and no, PRINCE2 is not the secret code you nervously input in order to awaken the first of many Prince clones). This bundle will teach you.
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Lean Six Sigma is one of the most popular project management methods out there, teaching you how to increase your team's performance and productivity by identifying and eliminating "waste," which refers to things like overproduction, too much downtime, or "Snorin' Jerry" in the cubicle next to you. This training bundle includes six courses and over 51 hours of instruction that will teach you how to apply Lean Six Sigma to different professional fields such as information technology and healthcare. Normally this bundle retails for $994, but right now you can get a one-year subscription to all six courses for just $69, a 93 percent discount.
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