We also want to turn your favorite Photoplasty entries into T-shirts. It seems like a shame that our favorite funny images only live on our front page for a few days and then collect dust in the archive until the sun eats the Earth. We've opened a forum thread where you can breathe new life into any Photoplasty that you loved. Assuming they are good fits, we'll pay the original creator $400 and make the shirt. After all, dusting off old Photoplasty entries was how we ended up with one of our favorites in the Dispensary.
Finally, we will have an ongoing competition in which you can submit a photo of yourself wearing our clothes. It's that simple: just take a picture and upload it, then we pick our favorites every other week, offering $100 to the winner, plus any shirt in the store.
Our Weekly Dose of Envy
Look, it's no secret that the editorial brain trust of Cracked is quite possibly the most intelligent collective ever amassed toward the singular goal of genital jokes in all of human history. The Nobel people have sent handfuls of crumpled, crayoned messages through our interns announcing that they are aware of our immeasurable contributions to society and that they are saving the very best prize for us. But proud as we are, we remain humble enough to acknowledge when we've been bested. Occasionally we see T-shirt designs on other sites we are furious we didn't think of first. But since they have no tangible store window through which to throw a brick, we'll honor them instead. In a staggering act of maturity that surprised even us, we've decided each week to highlight five shirts we love from around the Web with no foreseeable gain. We just like these goddamn shirts, and we think that you might, too. Here are our favorites this week: