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Anybody can go to a movie theater and complain that the movie they just saw was total bullhockey. We do it all the time. But it takes a real mad genius to watch crap like Mortal Engines and Escape Room and think, "You know what? This medium isn't total garbage, and I'm gonna show you why." And so, for all the mad geniuses out there, we give you the Film & Cinematography Master Bundle. These three classes, with 7.5 hours of content, will slam your brain full of the kinds of skills you need to start shooting your own movies.
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And finally, the last class is Filmmaking: How to Write, Direct And Distribute Your Own Feature Film, which teaches you how to get the movie you make in front of the kinds of eyes that matter. This is where it all comes together, where the fruits of your labor and creative passion pay off. Dare to dream, friends, and there's no reason you couldn't become the Tarantino, the Nolan, or even the McG of tomorrow. Nothing can stop you now.
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