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Receiving gifts is pretty easy. But giving gifts? Oooooh, that's a different story. But we want to help you avoid all the bad feelings this holiday season, so we've compiled a guide you can use to get something truly wonderful and flex-worthy for everyone in your family. Plus, everything here is available for an extra 15% off when you use code MERRYSAVE15 at checkout.
Moms are tough. Like, they're tough people, but they also can be tough to shop for. No matter what, there's a very good chance she's going to get you something extremely thoughtful and touching, and you're going to end up in tears. Hopefully these goodies will put you in her good graces.
Mom will love jamming out to The Monkees as she's walking to work on a rainy day or going for a post-work swim. (This assumes your mom swims. Does she swim? If she doesn't, she'll want to now!)
Sale Price: $99.99
Price Drop: $79.99
An advent calendar with JEWELRY INSIDE!? Yeah, this thing is loaded with 25 pieces, including some Swarovski Crystals. You just won Christmas.
Sale Price: $49.99
This may look like an ordinary box of roses, but these babies are specially grown and assembled to last way, way longer than the standard rose. No awkward metaphor of wilting petals here!
Sale Price: $215
Aromatherapy can be a clutch remedy for stress, and can help you focus better at home or in the office. The Home Mini Humidifier Aromatherapy Machine sets up wherever your mom needs a deep breath or a little space. (Dad could probably use this too, actually.)
Sale Price: $17.95
If your mom (or dad) loves to cook, the Gemelli Twin Oven will add some much-needed versatility to the kitchen. This thing goes beyond a countertop convection oven by adding a rotisserie feature for healthier cooking and a separate oven in the bottom with a built-in pizza drawer. You can use it to cook two things at once!
Sale Price: $279.99
You could just get him tickets to something but there's no guarantee he won't bring his buddy, Larry, instead of you. Avoid that risk entirely by getting him something practical, but also thoughtful. For instance ...
This sweet print features the DeLorean from Back To The Future, the Ectomobile, and the A-Team van -- all staples of the '80s glory days. Dad will love it in his home office ... or the living room, if Mom is cool.
Sale Price: $33.29
Make sure to preface this gift with "Your teeth are fine, Dad." Nonetheless, the AquaSonic Black Series Toothbrush is a top-of-the-line electric brush that blows away plaque with a 40,000 VPM motor. It also comes with a travel case that's perfect for any dad on the go.
Sale Price: $49.99
Price Drop: $39.99
We put it in the Dad section, but this one could be for anybody in the family who loves getting a sweat on. Muscle knots are bound to happen, and the Vortix Muscle Massager works them out. It's a handheld tool that delivers deep targeted relief wherever it's needed.
Sale Price: $169.99
OK, moneybags! Hey, if you had a good year, you had a good year. Again, we put this in the Dad section to keep things balanced, but this could just as easily be a family gift, or a gift from you to you. Like, it's a 250 GB, 21.5" iMac. This is a serious machine. (Refurbished, but still.)
Sale Price: $349
Help your dad travel in style with the sleek VENQUE(R) Airlight Bag. This ultra-light bag is perfect for everyday wear, keeps your belongings dry with its water-resistant exterior, and will finally make your dad feel fashionable for once.
Sale Price: $109
For Your Bro
Whether they're younger or older, one thing remains consistent: Brothers are weird. They're into weird stuff -- sometimes the same weird stuff that you are, sometimes different weird stuff -- and it's hard to know exactly what they want for Christmas besides "more Xbox games." Here are some other suggestions that could be a hit.
The Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Kit is, simply put, friggin' awesome. This thing shoots projectiles at more than three times the speed of the standard slingshot, and you just look so dang cool using it. Brothers love causing mayhem, and this sucker is mayhem. (Customers must be 18+ to purchase).
Sale Price: $64.99
OK, so you don't want to buy more Xbox games, but you can at least indulge a little with this fun retro gamepad. It'll make playing Nintendo Switch and PC games feel like the SNES all over again. If your brother is a '90s baby, he may just break out in tears.
Sale Price: $23.99
If your brother is lacking in the headphones department, the Cowin E8s are an awesome choice. Completely wireless and with active noise cancellation built in, they deliver outstanding sound while blocking out all the ambient noise. (That means you can tease him behind his back, and he won't even notice!)
Sale Price: $134.99
It's cold out there, but who wants just a hat? This beanie comes with a light built-in, so it's like the warmest headlamp of all time. And somehow, it's also the coolest.
Sale Price: $24.99
All-Terrain Sound is a Bluetooth speaker that's designed to work in virtually any environment on Earth. This ultra-durable speaker will ensure your brother can bring his soundtrack on all of his wilderness adventures.
Sale Price: $29.95
For Your Sis
It's possible your sister just wants some peace and quiet away from all of your antics this Christmas. However, it's still nice to get a gift, and this collection has a little something for everyone.
If your sister is all about style, she knows what an expensive pain salons can be. Help her cut down on her styling costs with the Sutra Accelerator 2000 Blow Dryer. This pro-grade tool has multiple heat and speed settings, along with a diffuser that allows for a wide range of styling options, so she can get salon-level results minus the salon!
Sale Price: $64.99
No teenager's room is complete without a bean bag chair! Of course, the bean bag has evolved over the years, and the Loungie(R) Magic Pouf 3-in-1 Convertible Bean Bag is its evolved form. You can set it up in three different ways to be cozy the way you WANT to be cozy.
Sale Price: $99.99
If you want to make a grand gesture to your sister to apologize for all those times you snuck into her room and read her diary, this is the way to go. The Swarovski Crystal 3 mm Classic Round Tennis Bracelet is a beautiful, understated way to show your love.
Sale Price: $19.99
Actually, this is the best way to apologize for reading your sister's diary all those times. Get her a new journal, and give her ample opportunity to hide it better this time. These attractive handmade leather journals are available for every zodiac sign.
Sale Price: $34.20
Prices are subject to change.
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