"High-performance" is a phrase that we usually use to describe Gatorade-sponsored athletes and cars that we don't really know anything about. But this baby does more than enough to earn the descriptor. It's got the same cooling touch as the SHEEX sheets, but it's also filled with ventilating CoolX Phase Change Material to dynamically regulate temperature. It's even got several layers of squishy, supportive memory foam to provide unparalleled support for your weary bones. A SHEEX Performance Cooling Mattress comes in every expected size, and the Queen version is only $1,049.99.
Whether it's due to an aggressive case of asthma or a Tippi-Hedren-esque fear of birds, not everyone can get down with feather down. That's why the SHEEX Original Performance Down Alt Comforter is stuffed with hollow CoolX fibers to keep you dry and thermally regulated without having to harm a single duck. You're welcome, Daffy. Save 20 percent on the Queen size when you order it from the Cracked Shop for $278.99.
Keep both sides of the pillow equally cool and eliminate the midnight toss-n-fluff once and for all with the SHEEX Performance Pillowcase Set. Using what we can only imagine is the very pinnacle of pillow technology, SHEEX pillowcases transfer body heat twice as effectively as traditional cotton and breathe nearly 50 percent better. It's got an identical feel to the rest of their soft offerings, and you get two for only $39.99, 18 percent off the normal price.
Truthfully, a box spring isn't going to improve your physical comfort. However, the psychological comfort of making your bed look like something that belongs to a responsible adult is unparalleled. Sleep well knowing that you've upgraded from college apartment status and complete the SHEEX set in style for just $53.99, 21 percent off retail.
There's no point in working hard if you can't play even harder. So party on, Bane. Get your kicks out early so you can bid the rest of the nightwalkers good night as you settle in for the best darn sleep of your life. You earned it; you had a big day.
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