As some of you may know, Warner Brothers is in talks to acquire the movie rights to video games' great great grandfather, Space Invaders. Not wasting any time, producer Mark Gordon has already commissioned a screenplay for the film and, wasting even less time, I stole it. For the first time ever, please enjoy these excerpts from the Space Invaders movie script.
Our bodies are changing.
Many of today's celebrities have some real surprises in their family trees.
Everybody loves a good old-fashioned meltdown.
Fictional love triangles are always a rigged game.