I mean, if you're saving your Mana for later, we can try something else. Do you have any potions?
Well that's easily handled. How big's your cauldron?
I do not have a cauldron.
Man, it's no wonder you keep getting into these pickles. You know, I'm beginning to think you should maybe take your problem to a doctor or other medical professional.
A cleric or druid, perhaps.
Ehhh. Do you really think I should?
I think that one should always be quite reluctant taking medical advice from a disembodied voice in their head.
Yeah, but going to a doctor is just kind of a hassle, you know?
Fair enough. On to the reckless medical advice, then! So I've vaguely heard somewhere that gastrointestinal tract issues can be caused by a number of different issues.
That doesn't feel very revelatory.
Well, just hang on. A huge percentage of those are basically due to exposure to fecal matter. So then, champ, how much ass-play have you been involved in recently? Loads, or merely a lot?