OK, what would a radio look like?
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The buttons will say something about frequency or channels. Definitely nothing about opening all the doors. Wait. Easier solution. Is there a headset?
Put that on and shout into it.
ACE OF SPADES! ACE OF SPADES!
That's what you chose? Not "Help!" or something of that nature?
It's a reflex any time I'm near a microphone.
Fair enough. Any response?
Nope. I'm not hearing anything at all. It's all dead.
OK, let's think things through. You've been in charge of not killing everyone for a few minutes now, and have been more or less successful.
I have, haven't I?
Which means the plane's doing all the work.
I thought I read somewhere that these planes can land themselves these days.
As I understand it, they do have autopilot systems which are capable of landing, but they only work when the conditions are right, and you have to know how to set them up properly, and still need to know what the hell is going on so you can take over in the event something goes wrong. Computers aren't that smart yet.
Smarter than me, though?
Oh, thousands of times over, yes.
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