You don't believe me?
How could you be the only one who could pilot this robot? What special qualities do you have? Aside from, and I'm still convinced this is the case, being massively dosed with hallucinogens?
I think it might be all those years of playing video games.
Which makes you about as unique as a hundred million other people. The government will already have people working for them who have played the same amount of video games as you, but are also highly trained fighter pilots.
Maybe they don't have my moxie?
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You didn't ask, did you?
If someone offered you the opportunity to drive a giant robot, would you try to stop them?
What is it about using a giant robot to punch their enemies that is so appealing to young men? Is it the deep-seated rage they feel at the world? Is it that desire to climb inside another being and recapture some feeling they've longed for since leaving the womb? Or is it something weird?