If you're a kid you might not recognize her, but most of us will know her from her acclaimed work in both grown-up films and adult films._
"Why? She knows what she did."_
Twelve ounces worth, with, evidently, a return address._
"Halt!"_ Come on -- onto Helen Mirren's house. If it makes you feel any better, there is a method to this madness.
"Although it is unprecedented to apply the death sentence for a simple case of trespassing, your legal defense was so bad, I can't see that I have any choice."_
"My client does not approve of the direction this article is taking." - Helen Mirren's attorney._
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