How do I get out of here?
First thing's first: Take your pants off. If I know anything about teenagers, they're going to feel really uncomfortable at the sight of a fully-grown man in the prime of adulthood charging at them. That may buy you valuable time at a critical moment.
OK, I've done that. Now what?
I can't believe you actually took your pants off. That's just... wow.
You told me to! For some pretty unlikely reasons I now realize.
Yeah, no kidding. I was kidding, dude. I mean, come on man, I could get in trouble for this. They're going to say I was abusing my powers as a survival guide.
Look, let's just pretend it didn't happen, and never talk about this again.
Deal. Anyways, I think you should put your pants back on, and never take them off again. I mean, it's not even cold in here.
I was drinking!
I thought we agreed to never talk about this?
But you just said... holy shit! Who are those guys?
Those are the aliens! Quickly! Punch them!
But my pants!
Do it now!
OK, I punched one of them, and he fell down bleeding. But the other one ran away, and I can't chase him with my pants like this.
Hop after him!
But this is really slow! I think I should stop and pull my pants up.
You've lost your chance for that! Your only hope is to catch him and punch him before he shoots you with a technology-laser.
OK, I caught up to the alien and punched him. He's now unconscious. That was suspiciously easy.
Well yeah. These guys were the human equivalent of about 14-years old.
You just instructed me to nakedly assault two juvenile aliens?