How do I get out of here?
First thing's first: Take your pants off. If I know anything about teenagers, they're going to feel really uncomfortable at the sight of a fully-grown man in the prime of adulthood charging at them. That may buy you valuable time at a critical moment.
OK, I've done that. Now what?
I can't believe you actually took your pants off. That's just... wow.
You told me to! For some pretty unlikely reasons I now realize.
Yeah, no kidding. I was kidding, dude. I mean, come on man, I could get in trouble for this. They're going to say I was abusing my powers as a survival guide.
Look, let's just pretend it didn't happen, and never talk about this again.
Deal. Anyways, I think you should put your pants back on, and never take them off again. I mean, it's not even cold in here.
I was drinking!
I thought we agreed to never talk about this?
But you just said... holy s**t! Who are those guys?
Those are the aliens! Quickly! Punch them!
But my pants!
Do it now!
OK, I punched one of them, and he fell down bleeding. But the other one ran away, and I can't chase him with my pants like this.
Hop after him!
But this is really slow! I think I should stop and pull my pants up.
You've lost your chance for that! Your only hope is to catch him and punch him before he shoots you with a technology-laser.
OK, I caught up to the alien and punched him. He's now unconscious. That was suspiciously easy.
Well yeah. These guys were the human equivalent of about 14-years old.
You just instructed me to nakedly assault two juvenile aliens?