Do you love to read books but hate reading books? Amazon.com finally has the answer for you. Itâs called Kindle and itâs described as a âwireless portable reading device,â where the screen is so realistic and glare-free, itâs almost like reading a book. You can bring Kindle with you on long train rides, to class, the library, and anywhere else you can take an actual book. At $400, the Kindle is perfect for someone desperate to live out that book-reading adventure they could only fantasize about for years. The Kindle, which Amazon scientists have been working on for the last three years, boasts the following characteristics:
This isnât an imitator, of course, that would be cheap, and the O'Brindle isn't cheap, not in any sense of the word. Instead, the Daniel OâBrindle is designed to give the user the impression that theyâre reading and typing on an actual Kindle. Often described as a âWireless wireless portable reading deviceâ the Daniel OâBrindle is the latest in wireless meta technology. Use this baby and after five minutes, youâll swear youâre reading the New York Times on a real-live Kindle. Still not convinced that you should spend $1,200 on a product that almost feels like you're reading books on a product that almost feels like you're reading books on a book? Hereâs some helpful OâBrindle OâBrinformation to answer any and every OâBrinquiry you might have. Read up on our stats and, in the meantime, get out your fucking credit card:
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